24) Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan and Chris Mullin
25) One of many Michael Jordan ones
26) Bill Walton
27) The 1999-2000 Golden State Warriors, advertising……themselves.
28) Larry Johnson, obviously
29) Gheorghe Muresan
30) Kenny Anderson
31) Scottie Pippen
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32) Tayshaun Prince
(Is it just me, or does he say “I can do that because I’m a pro; Wallside can do that because they’re defective”? Doesn’t sound like a glowing endorsement.)
33) Richard Hamilton
34) Ben Gordon making a better effort of it than Rip did
35) Chris Andersen again
36) Darryl Dawkins
37) Jalen Rose and Kenyon Martin
38) Larry Bird, Michael Jordan, and Michael Jordan’s shirt
45) Predrag Drobnjak (wasn’t a real commercial, but we’ll run with it)
46) Predrag Drobnjak, again, with a little bit of Jerome James thrown in
47) Predrag Drobnjak, again, again
48) Vladmanovic, from the same vein as the Drobnjak ones
49) Dikembe Mutombo back when he was ever so slightly decipherable
50) Juwan Howard, Scottie Pippen and Grant Hill (who must have demanded to be paid by the word)
51) David Robinson and Tim Duncan
52) Pau Gasol
53) Scottie Pippen (bonus points to anybody who can decipher the first line)
54) Vin Baker
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55) Dan Majerle headlines a lot of guys talking about hustle
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56) Michael Jordan…..turning around.
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57) Larry Bird and Grant Hill
58) Karl Malone hunting for little American chickens, with a slightly hilarious voiceover artist as his backup
59) Carmelo Anthony
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60) Several guys, but mainly let’s just laugh at Larry Bird, this time as he raps badly and oscillates irritatingly
61) Christian Laettner and Rick Pitino
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62) Emeka Okafor
63) More Gheorghe Muresan
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64) And more (Muresan ones are not particularly cheesy, but they are fun)
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65) Brent Barry
66) Brent Barry, Tim Duncan and Bruce Bowen
67) Tim Duncan, Bruce Bowen and Manu Ginobili
68) Brent Barry, Tim Duncan, Bruce Bowen and Manu Ginobili again. Yes, we’re doing the whole H.E.B range.
69) Tim Duncan, Bruce Bowen and Manu Ginobili
70) Tim Duncan, Bruce Bowen and Manu Ginobili
71) Tim Duncan
72) Brent Barry, Tim Duncan, Bruce Bowen and Manu Ginobili
73) Tim Duncan, Bruce Bowen and Manu Ginobili
74) Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili and Tony Parker for a change
75) Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili and Tony Parker
76) Brent Barry, Bruce Bowen and Manu Ginobili
(No more of those five now, I promise)
77) Brian Butch
78) Latrell Sprewell
79) Grant Hill and Jerome Williams
80) Bob Knight, Mike Shasheffski, Rick Pitino and Roy Williams
81) John Stockton
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82) Magic Johnson hitting a note he’ll never hit again
83) Rip Hamilton again
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84) Audible Chocolate, Jay Bilas
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85) Marko Jaric with a good looking woman that is not his own
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86) Jared Dudley and Sam Vincent
87) Steve Francis
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88) Adam Morrison talking about how he’s going to make people cry in the NBA
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89) Joakim Noah, Derrick Rose, Tyrus Thomas, Aaron Gray, Kirk Hinrich, Lou Wolding and Stacey King (it’s a fake advert, but I’d totally buy this)
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90) Dirk Nowitzki throwing a self alley-oop which is in some way supposed to make German kids stop snorting coke
91) Martell Webster
92) Lamar Odom with a very strange cameo in a Fashion TV advert
93) Robert Horry
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94) Julius Irving
95) A few commercials based around the allegation that Muggsy Bogues is kind of small, one of which has an inexplicably tenuous link to the mighty Hyundai Accent:
96) Wilt Chamberlain advertising the raw throbbing power of the gutsy Volkswagen Rabbit
97) LaMarcus Aldridge
98) Jason Williams
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99) Another fake commercial, this time featuring Pat Burke, Steve Nash, James Jones, Alvin Gentry and Leandro Barbosa:
And finally, the most terrible commercial of all time to have ever featured an NBA player…..
6 Comments about A History Of Cheesy, Terrible And Sometimes Quite Good Commercials Featuring NBA Players
Sham3 February, 2010, 9:42 pm
I lied just now. The best part is 10 seconds through the Stockton one. I had no idea he was capable of that. Good times.
Holden5 February, 2010, 9:42 am
HAHA good post!! Living in Michigan I have seen the Pistons ones about a million times, when I saw you had the wallside windows ad up I was going to comment about the Rahmani eye dr ads but you got them too! There is one Reggie Miller ad that I cant remember what the cause was but Reggie proves that he can read lines off a cue card really well..
superninja16 February, 2010, 11:52 pm
Did you seriously just embed 100 youtube videos into on one page?….
Sham17 February, 2010, 10:19 am
No.
Anonymous11 March, 2010, 5:19 am
Tayshaun Prince says "The Factory", not "defective".
