So one day, I went to Yahoo.com. I searched for "Jermareo Davidson". There were over 90,000 hits returned. I then searched for "Jermareo - Davidson" (meaning, find pages with the word Jermareo, but without the word Davidson). That number was then reduced to 311. It was reduced further by taking out the words Alabama, NBA, Bobcats and basketball, down to a puny 28 hits.
This would lead me to believe that Jermareo Davidson is the only person in this world called Jermareo. There is Jamario Moon, of course, but that's not the same. That's Jamario, not Jermareo. Another explanation or these results would be that Yahoo.com sucks, but a quick check of Facebook reveals no other Jermareo's either, so Facebook has got Yahoo's back over this. (Don't sue, Yahoo. Hey, I rhymed.) Anyway, I feel that that all needed saying.
Jermareo Davidson is a good athete with some decent face-up offense, including jump hook, jumpshots and the ability to penetrate a little bit. Physically, he is not very strong, and he does not have back to the basket offense. Those last two comments are probably related. Defensively, Davidson is caught looking often, and particularly bad on the switch, but he is a good help defender, aided in no small part by his athleticism. He doesn't rebound much, not like someone with those physical tools should.
According to the Bible (via Wikipedia), David had the following sons: Shammua, Shobab, Nathan, Solomon, Amnon, Daniel, Absalom, Adonijah, Shephatiah, Abital, Ithream, Ibhar, Elishua, Eliphelet, Nogah, Nepheg, Japhia, Elishama, Eliada and Jerimoth. There is no Jermareo in that list, therefore Jermareo's surname is a dirty lie.
Additionally, while looking up that list, it would appear that David had a bit on the side named Abishag (hehe), and also a daughter called Tamar. This not only lends weight to my theory outlined in Tamar Slay's profile, but also begs the question:
How can one man put it about quite that much, and have that many offspring, yet have all but 1 be of the same sex? Who is balancing out the averages?
- 22nd February, 2009.
Anagram: "Major Dead Versions," crude online translation of the Spanish for "big lifestyle" (maybe)
Note: As you can probably tell,
some of the nicknames were made up. Many are genuine, though, and they
are only made up in the instances where a real one couldn't be traced.
Many given nicknames are of common usage, but some are also sourced
from lesser known sources - these sources are not often cited, not because
I hate the people involved, but because there's too many to do so. For
argument's sake, just assume that the unfunny ones are mine.
In the event where more than one agent is listed, this is because the
player has more than one agent. Simple, really. This is rather commonplace
- a lot of times, a player will sign with a big agency, and they will
have both primary and secondary agents from within that agency to handle
their affairs. (Where that happens, the primary agent is listed first.)
Also, foreign players tend to have both American and domestic agents.
Where the details of such are known, they are listed. It's essentially
like a fun multiple choice game, except without the "fun", "multiple
choice" and "game" elements.
Additionally - don't sue. We're only having a laugh. There's no slander
here. Just very bad jokes.
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